No time to think of a title...

Finally got time from an alarmingly busy day, slept for... hmmm… hard to think, ok awake for 2 hrs in the whole day - brush kiya, khaya, soya.

Just so that I don’t proclaim this day as the best I ever had (kinda saving it for something special), thought will bring something good in this world. So here it is – a new post:

Don’t know why but I feel like writing a bit about my colleagues on my blog. Waste of virtual ink and paper – yeah sure, but c’mon they are worth a lot more.

RTE: Always Ready To Eat, probably that’s why even her name rhymes with RTE. The best gourmet (or should I say gourmand) to go out with. At times could be a lil scary but the best way to appease her – “Chennai Mountains”.

Ggaddhi (hindi for a pit, better - abyss): Every mortal - living and long dead will forever dread and be petrified by this abyss of no return. Tries hard to understand things ending up making people realize the utmost importance of when to shut the hell up. Cant recollect whether the nuclear holocaust has ruined more lives or her questions.

Chhoti: People talk about Kareena’s size zero look, hah get ready to get the concept of size zero blown to shreds. Never ask her qualification, and if you do, say goodbye to the next 80 odd hours of your life coz that’s how long it will take her to tell you her qualification.

Doctor Saab: Can easily be noticed in a big crowd, nah not b’coz of personality stuff, his volume of speech make the most advanced bose speakers at full blast sound like a whisper. Would intelligently swoop in with a doubt when you are about to die of a lecture and tip you over to the zone of brain dead.

Behere: Deaf to everything in this whole wide world except for her girlfriend. Girls all over the universe vouch for this guy when it comes to commitment in a relationship. He’s a true inspiration for all the gals in this world. Alas, God has long back stopped making such great men.

Faadu: Procurement ki rani aur company ki shezaadi – Faadu. She gives a simple sign of slightly flinching her eyebrows and you know the world population is going to drastically reduce in the next 10 min. I still love my pathetic life so moving on.

Doubt Bhaiya: The guy gets senti over the size and scale of a factory (truly amazing!!!), swami type of a guy (saatvik bhojan only plz), carries an expensive business phone for listening FM. Just when you proclaim someone as the most ridiculously insane person, this guy goes and makes a long and supposedly interesting (no way) conversation with him/her.

These are my colleagues, everyone rocks and m glad to be a part of this group (hope I remain in the grp, or should I say remain alive after this). Bloody hell – feeling drowsy again (hope you aint after reading this). This is me snoozing of (again). Chao

Booorrriiinnnggggg…

Certainly not the first time being hit by the dreaded but inevitable phenomenon of being a useless social animal screwing away what they call as a precious wealth – ‘time’ (could fit in ‘health’ as well here), or is it the other way round – time (again health???) screwing the crap outta me??

Lazing around on a Sunday afternoon unable to sleep (woke up just a couple of hours back) or should I say too bored to sleep, punching in some arbit characters which later m gonna call a ‘post’ at my blog. Suddenly it seems everything (everyone) around me has come on a one way ticket from the house of crap. Even the things I used to adore like the swimming pool right in front of my flat and more so the bloody clear view, the sound of rain hitting the earth, the couch m laying my ass on, my Ipod and of course occasionally me, everything compares to the sucky Hollywood sequels inflicted upon mankind for all the pissoff things done by us. Amazingly, I’m not getting pissed off right now, infact I’m amazed at the irony of the whole situation.

Let me explain. There was a time in my life (m talking of the dinosaur era) when I believed on feeling bored one would make efforts to initiate, get in touch with old friends, meet up with them, have a good time. I still do all of that sans the ‘efforts’ part, the after effect of adopting the pervasive philosophy in life – ‘Chill Maadi’. People say this all the time but seldom does one make it the vision and mission statement of his/her life and take it to a level where picking up your mobile, punching in a few numbers and talking is against the very philosophy you stand for.

Anyways, this entire retro & introspective mode is making me blurry n sleepy (the plan worked!!). This is me snoozing off. C ya soon.